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chillona:

superlydiak:

no-money-no-manners:

fmptard:

ducky-chan:

l20music:

missdoctorprofessor:

blackfoxhawkins:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

Right in the childhood

I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING

Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…

THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM

fuck you. i had moved on

the blockbuster one killed me the most

What are those things

My heart 😔

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deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

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becausebirds:

archiemcphee:

Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated with Green Junglefowl. Also known as the ‘most honorable fowl’ in Japan, they’ve been carefully bred over the centuries to achieve their spectacular tails, which grow to lengths of 12 to 27 feet. It takes these chickens at least three years to molt. Onagadori breeders take tremendous pride in their chickens and provide special hutches with perches well above the ground, which helps keep their tails clean and in good condition.

If Rapunzel had been a chicken, she probably would’ve looked a lot like one of these awesome birds. These extraordinarily fancy fowl have Special Natural Monument status in Japan, which means they’re considered to be living monuments of Japanese culture and, as a protected breed, it’s illegal to take their eggs out of the country.

[via Lost At E Minor and Wikipedia]

Roosterpunzel!

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blackfemalejesus:

taint3ed:

londoncornershop:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i-know-its-mainstream-but:

is it just me or are these guys just reusing the choreography to “hello kitty” by avril lavigne? 


this video came out 10 years ago

White people think they’ve created everything with their shit music pls

LOL

omg

blackfemalejesus:

taint3ed:

londoncornershop:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i-know-its-mainstream-but:

is it just me or are these guys just reusing the choreography to “hello kitty” by avril lavigne? 

this video came out 10 years ago

White people think they’ve created everything with their shit music pls

LOL

omg

(Source: 2000ish, via lala-longride)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

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February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

jdtumblretcetera:

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(Source: jdtunblretcetera, via amandaschronicles)

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via amandaschronicles)

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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Anonymous asked: Did you ever have any issues or were you ever worried about wasabi biting? Because I don't know much about iguanas, but I imagine that their bite would pack a punch. I've been bitten by a blue tongue lizard before and that already hurt enough. So I couldn't imagine an iguana bite


Answer:

iguanamouth:

nah im never worried about wasabi biting - a green iguanas main defense is their tail, which they brandish behind them like a whip and use to strike to about the same effect

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but there are a lot of warnings beforehand, so if youre paying attention you can avoid a four foot tail to the face by watching their body language - a raised /curled tail, upward stance,open mouth, extended dewlap and headbobbing are all signs that whatever lizard youre messing with is MAD AS HECK and you need to Back Off

i HAVE been bit by wasabi before though, and youre RIGHT it can actually draw blood and hurts a whole dang lot but its never been as a sign of aggression - its Always when ive got a piece of food in my hand and she just. goes right for the finger because shes a goddamn idiot who doesnt know the difference between an apple slice and human flesh

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satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

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kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

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cracked:

I was at a bar with friends when I first caught a whiff of the impending shitstorm. We were having birthday drinks when someone reached out to tell me that my ex had written a screed about our relationship that had been posted to a forum I belong to. Slowly, horrifically, we discovered that he had posted it to several other popular forums (that had immediately nuked it) and created a Wordpress blog that was literally nothing but his 10,000-word rant about our failed relationship. Shortly after that, we found Wikipedia edits on my page that had altered my date of death to coincide with planned public appearances (or, in one case, simply “soon”).
“5 Things I Learned as the Internet’s Most Hated Person” by Zoe Quinn

cracked:

I was at a bar with friends when I first caught a whiff of the impending shitstorm. We were having birthday drinks when someone reached out to tell me that my ex had written a screed about our relationship that had been posted to a forum I belong to. Slowly, horrifically, we discovered that he had posted it to several other popular forums (that had immediately nuked it) and created a Wordpress blog that was literally nothing but his 10,000-word rant about our failed relationship. Shortly after that, we found Wikipedia edits on my page that had altered my date of death to coincide with planned public appearances (or, in one case, simply “soon”).

“5 Things I Learned as the Internet’s Most Hated Person” by Zoe Quinn

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